🥧 Adorable Mince Pie Tote Bag – Festive. Functional. Freakin’ Cute.
Sweet, spiced, and impossible not to smile at—our Adorable Mince Pie Tote Bag is the ultimate Christmas carry-all for holiday babes who like their accessories as cute as their desserts.
This isn’t just a tote. It’s a vibe. Featuring a smiling mince pie topped with holly, this bag radiates cozy holiday joy. Whether you're braving the Christmas markets, grabbing your gingerbread latte, or panic-shopping on Christmas Eve (we've all been there), this tote is your festive ride-or-die.
🍰 Why You’ll Be Obsessed:
🎄 Kawaii Meets Christmas
That cheerful little mince pie? Total serotonin boost. With rosy cheeks and holly sparkle, this guy brings the good vibes and nostalgic warmth we all need. It's giving holiday cheer, but make it cute.
🌱 Guilt-Free & Gorgeous
Made from 100% recycled cotton, this tote is planet-friendly and pretty. Because sustainable queens don’t do plastic bags—they do personality-packed statement pieces that make the world a little better (and a lot cuter).
📏 Perfectly Proportioned
Sized at 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) with a 130–135 gsm cotton weave, it’s sturdy enough for mince pie multipacks and awkward-shaped gifts, while still being lightweight enough to fold and stash in your handbag when you’re done.
💪 Strong Enough for Chaos
Grocery runs, present hauls, toddler snacks, random pinecones you picked up for "aesthetic"—this tote handles it all. It’s built to survive the madness of December and come out smiling. Just like you.
💌 The Ultimate Gift for Pie-Lovers, Pun Queens & Christmas Elves
This tote is the definition of practical magic. It's:
A stocking stuffer that won’t be forgotten
A sustainable wrap alternative for gifts
A daily carry-all that spreads joy with every use
Honestly? It's like gifting someone a mince pie hug—with handles.
Whether you're treating your mum, spoiling your bestie, or giving your own inner elf some love, this tote delivers charm, function, and eco-conscious feels in one adorable package.
🛍️ Keeks Holiday Style Tips:
Pair this tote with:
Chunky knit scarf and red lipstick
Candy cane earrings and smug festive energy
A hot drink and big holiday playlist vibes
Match it with our “Cozy Fireplace” or “Christmas Pudding” totes for a full seasonal collection that slaps.
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Shipping: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may vary)
Tracking: Included where applicable
🔁 Refunds & Returns
Wrong/damaged item? Snap a pic & email us within 7 days—we’ve got you.
Didn’t arrive? We’ll sort it after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (int’l).
Returns accepted on non-personalized goods within 14 days—buyer covers return shipping unless we made an error.
📬 For help: [email protected]
We actually check our inbox (and don’t ghost you like that one ex).
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Ready to carry Christmas joy on your shoulder?
🛒 Add to cart and let that smiling mince pie do the talking.
💜 About KEOLIX
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