Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree.

You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production.

But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemistry, it makes up in longevity!

This Avocado will never turn brown! It will always remain at the perfect level of softness no matter how long you leave it out on the counter!

You can rest assured that while your roommate may snag it for some snuggles, he will not smoosh it up into guacamole! Probably! 

7 squishy inches of forever fruit. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!